80 % of the people I follow are attractive lesbians I have no chance with
Charles Bukowski (via n-ephthys)
Honestly, i’d rather find what i love and let it fix me.
I don’t chase my liquor, I’m sure as shit not going to chase you for your friendship. Byeeeeeee!
You know what’s fun about cancer?
Nothing. Now stop romanticizing it.
just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
That trying to shave your vagina when 30 weeks pregnant is like trying to smell the color 9
Anonymous said: Does sex really bind you to a person??
nope not unless you can’t find the keys to the handcuffs
Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.
Some people refrain from eating bacon for religious reasons, I refrain from religion for bacon flavored reasons.